It's true. I haven't updated since AUGUST.
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Ah well. Not much has really HAPPENED in the past few months, apparently.
Not all true. A shiny version of Assassin's Creed II popped up on my doorstep on Tuesday afternoon. I love my life right now. I've gotten into the habit of repeating everything Ezio says because I have a fail Italian accent that I want to improve. Plus it makes me feel cool... there's always that.
And Leonardo is very hardgay. It's hilarious. Ubisoft SO didn't try to water that down at all. He's quite... FLAMBOYANT, let's say.
So buy the game. It gets five stars from me, though it's a LITTLE bit glitchy. Sometimes I get stuck in midair and all that jazz, but hey, it's expected in a game once in a while.

Also, there is much epic to be had in the MONEY SYSTEM. FINALLY. YES. THANK YOU UBISOFT. There are a few downers, like the fact that you have to swap your current weapon to buy a new one. But you CAN buy new colors for your robes. Currently, I'm sporting a crimson look (yeah, I know, I'd rather spend 400f on a new robe than a dagger. I'm a bad assassin. But at least I look amazing)
So anywho! Enough with my AC2 rant!
BUY IT BECAUSE AC FANART MAKES ME
KTHXBAI
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Captain America:
Whether it be a thug or a nigh-omnipotent being, you can guarantee he'd throw his shield at it.
Running an empire is harder than finding diversity in an Abercrombie and Fitch Catalogue.
Gentlemen.
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Captain America:
Whether it be a thug or a nigh-omnipotent being, you can guarantee he'd throw his shield at it.
Running an empire is harder than finding diversity in an Abercrombie and Fitch Catalogue.
Gentlemen.
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Harry: I peed on the corpse. Can they get, like, an ID from that?
Perry: I'm sorry, you peed on...?
Harry: On the corpse. My question is...
Perry: No, my question. I get to go first. Why in poo-perfect hell would you pee on the corpse?
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Captain America:
Whether it be a thug or a nigh-omnipotent being, you can guarantee he'd throw his shield at it.
Running an empire is harder than finding diversity in an Abercrombie and Fitch Catalogue.
Gentlemen.
thankyou
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(゚、 。 7 - Meow?
l、 ~ヽ
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omg!!!cats!!
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Harry: I peed on the corpse. Can they get, like, an ID from that?
Perry: I'm sorry, you peed on...?
Harry: On the corpse. My question is...
Perry: No, my question. I get to go first. Why in poo-perfect hell would you pee on the corpse?
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/l、
(゚、 。 7 - Meow?
l、 ~ヽ
じしf_, )ノ
omg!!!cats!!
haha, have you heard of Eddie Rath?
If you havent, search "Naruto 2009" by Eddie Rath.
It's so lame...but hilarious at the same time. I found him on itunes and like, people were leaving shitty coments like "This is an insult to Naruto!" and "True Naruto fans think this is a disgrace!".
Im like...seriously? Get over it. I think it's funny.
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Ryuk:
Really, humans are interesting beings.
You can buy apples with money, so I understand their feelings, but...
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Harry: I peed on the corpse. Can they get, like, an ID from that?
Perry: I'm sorry, you peed on...?
Harry: On the corpse. My question is...
Perry: No, my question. I get to go first. Why in poo-perfect hell would you pee on the corpse?
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Ryuk:
Really, humans are interesting beings.
You can buy apples with money, so I understand their feelings, but...
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